{"product_id":"tinkle-ted-the-naughty-planter","title":"Tinkle Ted™ - The Naughty Planter","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🪴 A Planter Like No Other\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMeet Tinkle Ted™, the most adorably inappropriate addition your plants never knew they needed! With his pants down and pride out (literally), Ted isn’t just a planter—he’s a \u003cem data-start=\"413\" data-end=\"449\"\u003epotty-trained conversation starter\u003c\/em\u003e. Cheeky, charming, and always ready to “relieve” your overwatered worries, Ted turns plant care into comedy gold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThis isn't just a planter—it’s a conversation starter, a hydration hero, and the funniest little potty pal your succulents will ever know. Water your plant, and watch as Ted turns plant care into a \u003cem data-start=\"651\" data-end=\"662\"\u003erelieving\u003c\/em\u003e experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0645\/9103\/6594\/files\/5a24fcb9-55fb-4162-9a7d-673e9569b6b5.jpg?v=1745320439\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHandcrafted for Maximum Mischief\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eTed may be cheeky, but he’s also classy. Made from durable, high-quality ceramic, this tiny urinator is built to last (and laugh). His clever design not only gets attention—it \u003cem data-start=\"896\" data-end=\"904\"\u003eworks.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHis strategically placed \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eahem\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e spout ensures your plants stay perfectly hydrated while Ted… well, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ehandles the rest.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe Ultimate Gift For Plant Lovers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWhether you're looking to spice up your living room, prank a plant-loving friend, or just need a good laugh every time you water the plants, Tinkle Ted™ is the \u003cem data-start=\"1255\" data-end=\"1267\"\u003enumber one\u003c\/em\u003e choice. He’s equal parts functional and funny—just the way nature (and your inner 12-year-old) intended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0645\/9103\/6594\/files\/TINKLE.webp?v=1762253866\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1242\" data-end=\"1404\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1242\" data-end=\"1261\"\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1242\" data-end=\"1404\" class=\"\"\u003e🌱 Planter Size: 5.3\" x 4.7\" x 3.7\" (13.5 x 12 x 9.5 cm)\u003cbr data-start=\"1320\" data-end=\"1323\"\u003e💧 Catch Tray: 3.1\" x 2.8\" (8 x 7 cm)\u003cbr data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1363\"\u003e📦 Material: Premium Hand-Painted Ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1242\" data-end=\"1404\" class=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1411\" data-end=\"1665\" class=\"\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1413\" data-end=\"1445\"\u003eWhy You'll Love Tinkle Ted™:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1411\" data-end=\"1665\" class=\"\"\u003e✔️ Bold \u0026amp; Bladder-Friendly Design\u003cbr data-start=\"1481\" data-end=\"1484\"\u003e✔️ A Drainage System with Personality\u003cbr data-start=\"1521\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003e✔️ A Guaranteed Conversation Starter\u003cbr data-start=\"1560\" data-end=\"1563\"\u003e✔️ Great Gift for Plant Parents with a Sense of Humor\u003cbr data-start=\"1616\" data-end=\"1619\"\u003e✔️ Perfect for Succulents, Herbs \u0026amp; Mini Greens\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lily \u0026 Eden","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":48349513875695,"sku":"601099853513546-White","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":48349513908463,"sku":"601099853513546-Black","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/2969\/3679\/files\/71o1KWExl2L._AC_SX679.jpg?v=1775645730","url":"https:\/\/housespire.com\/products\/tinkle-ted-the-naughty-planter","provider":"HouseSpire","version":"1.0","type":"link"}