{"product_id":"pee-zen-tea-monk","title":"Pee-Zen™ Tea Monk","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFind Your Inner Pee-ce\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eStep aside, boring tea strainers… enlightenment has arrived!\u003cbr data-end=\"280\" data-start=\"277\"\u003eMeet Pee-Zen™ Tea Monk, the tiny master of relaxation who believes every tea ritual should come with a \u003cem data-end=\"404\" data-start=\"387\"\u003elittle laughter\u003c\/em\u003e. With one hand on his head and zero shame in his game, this mischievous monk “relieves” your tea leaves directly into your cup for the most unexpected brewing experience ever!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0645\/9103\/6594\/files\/Screenshot2026-01-20at21.07.35.png?v=1768936213\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHandcrafted With Cheeky Perfection\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDon’t let his innocent face fool you, Pee-Zen™ is built for bold brewing!\u003cbr data-end=\"762\" data-start=\"759\"\u003eMade from durable, heat-resistant materials, this tiny monk is designed to steep your loose tea while delivering maximum giggles. His built-in stainless steel filter ensures smooth, leaf-free tea, while his… \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem data-end=\"996\" data-start=\"970\"\u003eunique pouring technique\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e guarantees endless entertainment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-end=\"1096\" data-start=\"1032\"\u003eBecause enlightenment should always come with a splash of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA Tea Ritual You'll Never Forget\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWhether you’re hosting friends, gifting a tea lover, or just want to make your morning brew way more interesting, Pee-Zen™ is the ultimate conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1463\" data-start=\"1306\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1463\" data-start=\"1306\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✔️ Tea lovers with a sense of humor\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1357\" data-start=\"1354\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✔️ Prank-worthy gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1381\" data-start=\"1378\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✔️ Office tea breaks\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1404\" data-start=\"1401\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✔️ Anyone who appreciates… unconventional brewing methods\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1519\" data-start=\"1465\"\u003eWarning: May cause excessive laughter during tea time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeight: Compact but spiritually powerful\u003cbr data-end=\"1590\" data-start=\"1587\"\u003eMaterial: High-quality resin + stainless steel strainer\u003cbr data-end=\"1648\" data-start=\"1645\"\u003eFunction: Loose-leaf tea infuser with \u003cem data-end=\"1708\" data-start=\"1686\"\u003eenlightened drainage\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1711\" data-start=\"1708\"\u003eUse: Hot tea, cold tea, and questionable life choices\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lily \u0026 Eden","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48349482483951,"sku":"T10903","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/2969\/3679\/files\/Screenshot2026-01-20at21.07.04.png?v=1775645568","url":"https:\/\/housespire.com\/products\/pee-zen-tea-monk","provider":"HouseSpire","version":"1.0","type":"link"}