{"product_id":"metamorphosis-beetle-boot-remover","title":"Metamorphosis™ – Beetle Boot Remover","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eEmbrace The Absurdity\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOne morning, you awaken to find… your boots refuse to come off. Fear not — for Metamorphosis™ is here to assist, accepting its fate as a giant beetle \u003cem data-start=\"378\" data-end=\"400\"\u003eso you don’t have to\u003c\/em\u003e. \u003cstrong\u003eInspired by Kafka’s\u003c\/strong\u003e delightfully disturbing transformation tale, this \u003cstrong\u003ecast-iron creature\u003c\/strong\u003e lies ready beneath your heel, eager to help you escape your footwear… and the crushing weight of existence!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"600\" data-end=\"743\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA unique conversation starter? Absolutely.\u003cbr data-start=\"642\" data-end=\"645\"\u003eA subtle nod to literary despair? Oh, definitely.\u003cbr data-start=\"694\" data-end=\"697\"\u003eA practical household tool? Surprisingly… yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0645\/9103\/6594\/files\/metamorphosis.webp?v=1761576380\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCrafted for Existential Durability\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHand-forged from solid cast iron, this beetle won’t scurry away from duty — or from the crushing reminder that life is meaningless and boots are heavy. Its \u003cstrong\u003etextured ridges grip the heel as you pull\u003c\/strong\u003e, freeing your foot while the beetle quietly wonders whether it was once human.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1064\" data-end=\"1196\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong data-start=\"1077\" data-end=\"1095\"\u003eAntique Bronze\u003c\/strong\u003e \u0026amp; \u003cstrong data-start=\"1098\" data-end=\"1117\"\u003eAged Iron Brown\u003c\/strong\u003e, perfect for both gothic estates and homes that scream “I smile through pain.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eA Peculiar \u0026amp; Artistic Piece of Home Decor\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIs it art? A boot jack? A symbol of unavoidable doom?\u003cbr data-start=\"1288\" data-end=\"1291\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1291\" data-end=\"1299\"\u003eYes.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1299\" data-end=\"1302\"\u003eDisplay it proudly by the door and watch guests take a cautious step back.\u003cbr data-start=\"1376\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003eThey might giggle — they might question your sanity — but they \u003cem data-start=\"1442\" data-end=\"1448\"\u003ewill\u003c\/em\u003e remember it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1564\" data-start=\"1490\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1564\" data-start=\"1492\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1505\" data-start=\"1492\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cast Iron (strong enough to endure your shoe-related rage)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1676\" data-start=\"1565\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1676\" data-start=\"1567\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1576\" data-start=\"1567\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e Big enough to be mistaken for something alive\u003cbr data-end=\"1625\" data-start=\"1622\"\u003e(217mm long — about 8.5 inches of nightmare fuel)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1737\" data-start=\"1677\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1737\" data-start=\"1679\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1692\" data-start=\"1679\"\u003eVariants:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1695\" data-start=\"1692\"\u003e✔ Antique Bronze\u003cbr data-end=\"1716\" data-start=\"1713\"\u003e✔ Aged Iron Brown\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1811\" data-start=\"1738\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1811\" data-start=\"1740\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1753\" data-start=\"1740\"\u003eFunction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Removes boots. Raises eyebrows. Sparks existential dread.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lily \u0026 Eden","offers":[{"title":"Brown Beetle Boot","offer_id":48349475143919,"sku":"T10843BR","price":49.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Golden Antique Beetle","offer_id":48349475176687,"sku":"T10843G","price":49.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/2969\/3679\/files\/metamorphosis.webp?v=1775645506","url":"https:\/\/housespire.com\/products\/metamorphosis-beetle-boot-remover","provider":"HouseSpire","version":"1.0","type":"link"}